That’s it then. Jacques d’Azur has officially been pronounced dead. Bad news for him, good news for you, because it means you can inherit his luxurious VIP lifestyle at Cannes. It’s what he would have wanted.
Head over to Jacques d’Azur’s official estate executors Stella Artois 4% to enter their incredible competition. Live like a king at the Cannes Film Festival 2010 with VIP festival screenings, posh hotel and even round-trip business class flights to make you feel the part.
Tuxedoed George Clooney might as well call in sick, as next to you, Jacques d’Azur’s innate successor, wearing dare we suggest a white linen suit, white shirt, brown suede brogues and maroon cravat, he would look like a waiter.
Long live Jacques d’Azur, for he is you.
Post sponsored by the stylish folks at Stella Artois 4%.
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